was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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