Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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