On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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