And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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