my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Sober January is a disaster.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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