I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Damn victory sex feels great
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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