She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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