i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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