i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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