My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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