It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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