She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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