quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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