Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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