My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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