I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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