and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My dick has a subreddit
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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