Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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