I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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