I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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