just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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