I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize