There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
