I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Dick very happy bro
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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