so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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