I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
