Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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