Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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