Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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