And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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