Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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