Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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