You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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