My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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