She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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