Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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