Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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