i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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