So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
