glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
