It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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