Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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