The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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