you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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