She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize