i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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