are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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