Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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