But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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