yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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