I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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