her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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