That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house