Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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