thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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