Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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