When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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