ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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