One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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